the important and the not-so-important, horribly conflated.

awesome and not-so-awesome album covers of ’09

In music on July 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm

AWESOME:

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Wilco / Wilco (The Album): I want a camel at my otherwise orange-themed birthday party.

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Yeah Yeah Yeahs / “It’s Blitz”: I’ve always wanted to do this (bonus: the disc is a pizza)

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Major Lazer / “Guns don’t kill people… Lazers kill people”: Mummies… check. Skeletons… check. army personnel with lazer arms… check.

not-so-awesome after the break.

NOT-SO-AWESOME:

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Robert Thomas / “Cradlesong”: he looks like a demented michael cera. plus: cradlesong? really? hide your children.

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JoBros / *I choose not to repeat the idiotic title of this album*: it’s like they ripped out a page from an A&F catalogue and pasted their “really–we’re serious musicians” faces over the original photo.

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Green Day / “21st Century Breakdown”: in the post-apocalyptic world, survivors will write all of their R’s with X’s in the middle and will make out in front of walls made out of head-sized bricks.

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  1. Hahahaha oh my god DEFINITELY a demented Michael Cera. Wow.

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